we have the election fever!
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I’ve never seen an episode of MTV’s The Hills and since I’m not 17, have no idea why it is popular but this little ditty comparing The Hills to the ouevre of Michelangelo Antonioni is too delightful to pass up.
4. Modern architecture as shorthand for moral emptyness/alienation. The Season 3 premiere was unlike most episodes of […]
- party up
On the day of Barry O’s big race speech, ladies and gentlemen, I present you with DMX’s thoughts on this historic election:
Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.
You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!Barack Obama, yeah.
Barack?!
Barack.
What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. […]
- jcvd is a 47 year old genius
You ever wonder what the definition of genius is?Well, wonder no more. It’s simply interviewing the legendary Jean-Claude Van Damme about his oeuvre, which the Onion’s AV Club did and killed. Or rather, JCVD killed. Whatever the case, the definition of genius has been killed. Defined. Over.For example, JCVD on scene stealing in Breakin’:
I didn’t know the […]
- ghettobirds are stalking the luv guv
Whenever Mary Milan and I are in New York, we stay in the tony area of the upper east side. Or that’s usually the case when we are not around. As you’ll remember, the last time Mary Milan was here, her pregnant sis got hit by a school bus that was stolen by a crackhead. […]
- whole foods in union square gave me a headache
Mary Milan and I are in New York. Appalled by the food selection at the upper east side D’Agostino’s, we went to the Whole Foods at Union Square to get our fill of organic leaves, twigs, and rotten fruit hand harvested by the local, indigenous peoples The Bronx and Far Rockaway. We were totally fucking unprepared for […]
- swiftkids!
What’s my favorite 527 organization? Obviously, the SwiftKids for Truth. Check out their work.
Some of my favorites are “The Pantsuit” and “Hillary’s Cookies.” The “Barack Obama” as had me in stitches, too. Who are these kids and where can I get one?
I’d post the videos here but 23/6 doesn’t give the embed codes. Other than […]
- there will be blood
Hillary won Texas and Ohio. This means that there, seriously, will be blood for the next seven weeks until Pennsylvania and quite possibly until Puerto Rico.
I could do a Keith Olbermann and exclaim that Hillary drinks Obama’s milkshake. She drinks it up.
But no, since I no longer have a pony in this […]
