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- gachapin and mukku
I finally got to mess around with iChat/AV on my black MacBook this evening with Lee-Roy and his brand spanking new MacBook Pro. I know I’m a little late to the party on this but man that some wild ass shit - you can see and talk to a person through the computer, in real time? Like […]
- 41 hours in an elevator
I have not forsaken you dear blog readers. It’s just been that I’ve been under the gun preparing some pitches for FOX. They have me on their schedule for tomorrow.
Yep that’s right, tax day. Who’s f’ing brilliant idea was that?
Mine.
FOX: “When do you want to come in, jhk?”
jhk: ”Whenever is good for you, master.”
FOX: ”How about 4/15?”
jhk: “Okay.”
If you […]
- barackomplishments
Did you hear that Barack Obama invented a new language called Spanish and an entirely new musical genre called mariachi?
Viva!
I also heard he invented amnesia.
- the end is near, part II
This is from this weekend’s Miss Teen USA contest, which is not supposed to a beauty contest, but a “confidence” contest. It’s also not an intelligence contest as demonstrated by finalist Miss South Carolina interview portion:
She ended with being the 4th runner-up. The lesson? Hotttness only will get you to fifth place in life but hey, it’s still fifth place.
- all-bran *updated
Just saw this commercial on TV while eating lunch and had that not so fresh feeling.
All-Bran. It makes you poop.
Genius.
UPDATED: I guess YouTube took down the video I linked to which was the uncensored, director’s cut. I’ve relinked to the regular broadcast version which is not as racy but still unbelievable.
- yatta!
I was in the old stomping grounds in New York over the weekend for Conrad Connecticut’s wedding.
After a long night of catching up with friends, eating, and drinking at Antica Venezia (caprese salad, salmon and lobster sauce, blueberry grappa, and wine, wine, wine, wine, wine) for the rehearsal dinner, and then further carousing at Perry […]
