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• Bruce Bowen is our new poster boy

  Though the Warriors have been doing their darndest to make basketball really damn exciting without nutkickers flying around kicking nuts, Bruce Bowen reminds us that the Rochambeau Rule is the bomb. 
  Of course, as you will see, since he was “handling the ball,” he would have been called for a foul even IF our fabulous rule […]

  Posted on May 14.07 to sport   

• bye bye mavericks

  The Warriors upset the Mavericks in the first round of the playoffs!
  Crazy.
  We will be celebrating this historic victory by lounging pool side at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel (aka: the place that Anna Nicole died) in Florida this weekend.
  I wonder if her room has been turned to some sort of Graceland-like tourist attraction. If […]

  Posted on May 03.07 to sport   

• crazy

  Remember that great NFL playoff commercial where Don Cheadle repeated the word “crazy” until it reached poetic and lyrical proportions, stirring the soul to soar to such great heights?
  I keep thinking of it during every game of the Warriors/Mavericks first round playoff series. 
  Warriors beat the Mavs in Game 1.
  Crazy.
  Baron Davis and Steven Jackson get ejected […]

  Posted on May 02.07 to sport   

• NBA Chinese Names, they’re FANtastic!

  So as some of you have asked, yes, the Chinese nicknames for NBA stars is absolutely for real (the nicknames for Manute Bol and Don Imus, on the other hand, are not).
  I can’t find a link to the ESPN: The Magazine articlet but I did one better and found a link to an NBA.com article […]

  Posted on Apr 12.07 to sport   

• I can’t help myself…

  Manute Bol - Qiaokeli Kuaizhi - “Chocolate Chopsticks”

  Don Imus - Guai Tou Ji - “Nappy Headed Ho”

  Posted on Apr 12.07 to sport   

• wo da ming-ze shi

  David Stern, just because this is a post about the NBA without any lobbying for the Rochambeau Rule Amendment don’t think I’ve forgotten…
  In this month’s “ESPN: The Magazine,” there’s a little articlet about NBA arena ad space turning Chinese. Due to the popularity of Yao and LeBron, the two most popular players in […]

  Posted on Apr 12.07 to sport   

• peyton manning’s gonna have to choke a bitch

  So I can’t stand Peyton Manning the football player but Peyton Manning the comedic actor isn’t half bad.
  Here’s a skit from this weekend’s Saturday Night Live. I don’t know that there’s anything funnier than Manning sniping little kids from the pocket.
  View This Video on You Tube

  Posted on Mar 27.07 to sport