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- burgers in new york
Los Angeles is America’s burger capital. I pointed this fact out to Ricky Tokyo as I was in New York over the weekend eating, curiously, almost exclusively burgers. Ricky Tokyo scoffed at the mere thought, but fact is fact and anyone who tries to tell you differently is, like Tokyo, a New Yorker.
And […]
- Snakes on a Plane: The Exegesis
In many ways, Snakes on a Plane is a film that is made to be perfectly insulated from criticism. The movie refutes every criticism, valid or invalid, by saying, “Come on man, Snakes on a Plane; it’s Miller Time!”
And that’s exactly how the movie could have failed. If David R. Ellis had tried to […]
- a new slow sad record
So diving back into the the final edit of the movie has gotten me into kind of a melancholy mood. This shouldn’t be a surprise if you consider that the bitch’s working title was “A New, Slow, Sad Film.”
Anyway, I picked up the new Twilight Singers record “Powder Burns” and boy is it righteous. […]
- get yo’asses prepared, bitches, chapter III
LAist has this post about emergency preparedness which sort of proves that I am not completely neurotic or out of my gourd with chapters one and two of this series.
Let’s say, among all this extreme heat, the Big One hits? Electricity is knocked out, water isn’t working and the city is basically shut down.
What are […]
- get yo’asses prepared, chapter II
So there was no earthquake in L.A. while we were gone but there was a 7.7 undersea earthquake off the Java coast which caused another crazy tsunami in Indonesia on Monday. The 2004 tsunami in Indonesia also occured while we were on the farm. Maybe the earthquake/disaster connection to Mary Milan going home isn’t with L.A. but […]
- get yo’asses prepared, bitches!
This is just fair warning to our fellow Angelenos: we are going on vacation which means that Mary Milan is leaving the city which can only mean one thing: an earthquake is coming!
As she tells it, whenever she’s out of town, an earthquake hits. Having been in the Los Angeles a few times while […]
- surprising results of our spa day study
research suggests that perhaps the best thing you can do for your health is to get massages regularly.
seriously.
massage therapy has been proven to lower coritsol levels (your stress hormone. it will kill the hell out of you) and raise seratonin and dopamine levels (your happy hormones) for up to three days. it’s even supposed […]
