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- shoes and shit
This is definitely one of those instances where the sum looks far crazier than its parts:
There was a girl standing outside of the local liquor store who looked like an older, strung out Jennifer Beals. She was drinking an Arizona Ice Tea and had two forties of Mickey’s in black plastic bags hanging off […]
- oh, snap!
If you’re ever confused about the usage of the term “oh, snap!” refer to the best flowchart ever:
It should be noted that this flowchart also works for the criminally under used, “you got moded!”
Under no circumstances are you to ever use “moded, corroded, your booty exploded,” which is not only juvenile but also mangles the […]
- all-bran *updated
Just saw this commercial on TV while eating lunch and had that not so fresh feeling.
All-Bran. It makes you poop.
Genius.
UPDATED: I guess YouTube took down the video I linked to which was the uncensored, director’s cut. I’ve relinked to the regular broadcast version which is not as racy but still unbelievable.
- 8 Random Facts about Me(me)
Just in time for some lazy, midweek blogging (allowing me to further procrastinate writing that post about meeting Edwards), Jamie tagged me in the 8 Random Facts Meme. Here are the rules (and like her, I will be breaking the last one):
1) Post these rules before you give your facts.
2) List eight random facts […]
- springfield, here we come!
We’ve been Simpsonized!
Here’s me chillin’ at Krustylu Studios -And here’s Mary Milan at school. I’m not quite sure what she’s doing there. School psychologist?
Anyone else think that “Simpsonize Me” recalls “Super Size Me” too much? What’s the Burger King trying to say?
- the bush/cheney childcare and disaster plan
Can someone tell me why there is a kids section on the FEMA website? I can’t shake the thought of Bush playing the FEMA Freddy game. It must have been what they Mike Brown and Co. were working on while New Orleans flooded.
Speaking of politics, I met Senator John Edwards last week.
He’s the […]
