Dive into the archives.
- my tv
Our TV, a 20″ inch Sony Wega, was a present from Ricky Tokyo who lived with me and Joey Jerusalem for about four months in New York City. It wasn’t really a present, so much as “consideration” for rent. Anyway, we didn’t ask him for it, he just bought it for us out […]
- i can haz bible?
And here I thought my LOLoj’s weekend in Vegas post was epic. These motherfuckers set up a wiki to LOLcat the motherfucking Bible! It’s the greatest story ever fucking told. Pure. Unadulterated. Genius.
GENESIS 1
1. Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat waz invisible, & he maded the skiez & da earths, but he did not […]
- god hollas back at his boy
God has apparently responded to Ernie Chambers - twice - even going so far as to show his might by delivering one of the responses via thin air. According to the John Friend, the clerk of the Douglas County Court:
“This one miraculously appeared on the counter. It just all of a sudden was here - […]
- the story of LOLoj’s weekend in vegas
This shit is epic.
Like The Iliad.
- Ernie Chambers is the man!
This is not from The Onion - The Hon. Ernie Chambers, a State Senator in the Nebraska legislature, sued God last week - knowing that many of you are lazy and will not click on the link, I am going to quote liberally because it’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever read (emphasis all mine):
Chambers lawsuit, which was […]
- don’t call it a comeback, indeed
Britney + VMAs = a crazy but not entirely unexpected train wreck.
What’s the over/under in years for Britney Spears to appear in Playboy? The craziest thing about Brit’s consistent bouts of mental irregularity is that it makes K-Fed seem like the stable parent.
God save those children.
God save all of us.
- Jesus Phone now available to T-Mobile users
A kid in Jersey recently was the first in the world to unlock the Jesus phone from the death grips of AT&T. Unfortunately for all you losers on Sprint, Verizon et. al., the iPhone can only guarantee the eternal souls of T-Mobile users like me! All you need is to do is follow […]
