Dive into the archives.
- it’s like ten thousand spoons
Where do you go if you need to mass produce a bunch of cheap stuff?
China.
Where do you go if you’re taking flags that support a free Tibet?
China, obvs.
The irony is so thick, it makes my head want to explode.
- plumbing plans
Ricky Tokio has been reading the play and screenplay submissions from the hopeful young scribes applying to next year’s MFA class at a prestigious dramatic writing program. He’s got a few more plays to go before he gets the plumb duty of reading the screenplays. We’ve been IMing about how he can’t wait to get to the screenplays […]
- Happy Chinese New Year
According to Facebook’s “Compare your friends” application, I am generally more “tech-savvy,” “more famous,” “more creative,” “have a better body” and “hotter” than my friends. That’s nice I guess, but I rank the lowest in the “better hair” and “more cheery” categories. This is an insidious, insidious, wrong-headed application.
- Jimmy Carter is pimptastic
The Onion features a guest column from Jimmy Carter and he is one pissed peanut farmer who’s might have to slap a bitch or three-hundred million. Check it out -
I Got What America Needs Right Here
Sometimes I’m a little stupid, maybe, a little slow in the head, so […]
- dispatches from the tundra
We’re on the Farm for the holidays. All week we’ve been hearing snow storm warnings about the big storm that was heading our way. Around the dinner table, the metric unit “shit ton” was brought into play. Last night, it started snowing. This morning, over 10 inches of snow fell. […]
- tupac la russa
Taking a break from all the strike stuff, this a video that had me rolling on the floor. It seems like Tupac was hiding out in Tony La Russa’s body. The genius who made this at We are the Postmen deserves internet residuals.
- Hawaii starts here
On Saturday, I went out for a little 5K run on my normal route from our apartment in WeHo to La Cienega and back.
As I was nearing the last 3/4 mile, I noticed a guy walking ahead of me having just left a garage sale. He was carrying a VCR, talking on his cell phone, […]
