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• checking in on the pilot

  This is classic good news/bad news.
  Good news first:
  Last we heard from the pilot, he had flown off to FOX network.  After being told he was fat, then having to starve and lose weight, some scary pre-flight/pre-fight  issues temporarily got in the way of his departure but he finally made it off the runway and landed […]

  Posted on Feb 21.08 to projects, the biz   

• and we’re off!

  The pilot is off to FOX and after a harrowing 12-hours of pre-flight clearances and obtaining proper paperwork, he is ready for take off and expects a smooth sail…flight…landing…I don’t know, I’m getting my metaphors mixed up.  Whatever, you get the picture.
  Hopefully the FOX folks like his new svelteness and the fact that we […]

  Posted on Jun 15.07 to projects, the biz   

• YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

  The Pilot’s made weight. He’s healthy, coherent, and ready to fight.
  Unfortunately, due to unforeseen circumstances, he may not be given a chance to fight at Fox.
  Stay tuned to this developing story.

  Posted on Jun 12.07 to projects, the biz   

• the biggest loser

  The Pilot’s made weight. 60 pages. Just by the skin of his teeth. I wish I could lose weight like he did.
  He’s kind of delirious and I’m not quite sure he’s making sense. He’ll be spending the next few days at the doctor to make sure that he’s coherent. […]

  Posted on Jun 08.07 to projects, the biz   

• the pilot is hungry

  Lunch time.  I am eating a sandwich I like to call the treyf trio: salami, mortadella and cappicola.  Yummy.
  The Pilot stares at me contemptuously as he continues to cut weight.  After two nights in steam room, he’s down to 61 pages.  It’s time for more drastic measures because that last page, like […]

  Posted on Jun 07.07 to projects, the biz   

• rad girls

  A few weeks ago, my rockstar friend Sydney, and her legendary ukele band The Hazzards (formerly, The Ukes of Hazzard before a nasty cease and desist order) were in town for a shoot.
  We met for cocktails at the Avalon Hotel where we drank mojitos and caught up (the star of “Gay Boyfriend,” The Hazzards first […]

  Posted on Jun 06.07 to projects, recommendations   

• gotta make weight

  As many of you know, the Pilot That Just Won’t Land landed a few weeks ago. And now after such a trying time in the air, he’s being called fat.
  The Pilot’s going into Fox in two weeks and since the media is weight obsessed, is it any surprise that they’re saying he’s heavy?
  Fox Network […]

  Posted on Jun 05.07 to projects, the biz