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- there will be blood
Hillary won Texas and Ohio. This means that there, seriously, will be blood for the next seven weeks until Pennsylvania and quite possibly until Puerto Rico.
I could do a Keith Olbermann and exclaim that Hillary drinks Obama’s milkshake. She drinks it up.
But no, since I no longer have a pony in this […]
- Barack is a Little Beach
Not only does “Obama” sound Japanese, as I mentioned yesterday, it is Japanese! I’m not sure this exactly proves that Barack is a cyborg sent from the future to destroy us all but it certainly does nothing to disprove it.
“Transparency” - Hillary Clinton’s New Strategy on FunnyOrDie.com
By the way, cinetrix killed us all by […]
- fauxbama
The controversy continues in SNL’s casting of Fred Armisen to play THE MOST TRANSFORMATIONAL POLITICAL FIGURE SINCE JESUS.
I dunno what the big deal is. The name “Obama” sounds kind of Japanese. Armisen is half Japanese/half white. Obama is half white/half black. Armisen played Prince. It all works out in a weird sort of way. Plus, it’s […]
- barackomplishments
Did you hear that Barack Obama invented a new language called Spanish and an entirely new musical genre called mariachi?
Viva!
I also heard he invented amnesia.
- what does barack obama do?
What has Barack Obama done for you today?
You don’t know?
Well you better recognize fool, because that fucker does everything. EVERYTHING.
However, to be fair, I’ve been clicking on the site for about five minutes and I have not yet been told that “Barack Obama drinks your milkshake. He drinks it up.”
- a message to ralph nader
Though it is a dreary post-Edwards world, we must join together and make sure Ralph Nader doesn’t run.
It’s the creepy Mac voice that puts this over the top for me. Well, that and the creepy Mac voice describing the Kuc’s lady.
- super tuesday, first results
David Wain and Sarah Jessica Parker were seen in the West Village getting their franchise on. This same tipster was also electioneering, displaying election contraband (wearing an Obama sticker) in the polling place, and possibly changing the course of the election by affecting David Wain and SJP’s votes! Anyway, because this system is already broken, […]
