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- huzzah for chicago
I have this draft blog post about the Farm Bill and Bush’s veto and how a broken clocks are right twice a day but I found it really hard to encapsulate a long, well-intentioned, busted ass, hot-tranny-mess of legislation and the political bravery needed to fix shit into a few pithy sentences, so instead you get two ”woo-hoo’s” for the Windy […]
- candidates smackdown tonight
Amazing. The presidential candidates will be on WWE’s RAW tonight.
Close readers will remember that Joey Jerusalem had sent this in a few months back:
If ya smeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What Barack is cookin’!!!
- Cindy McCain is not Julia Childs
My meeting at FOX got pushed back to Thursday.
And good thing too because this story about Cindy McCain jacking recipes from the Food Network for the McCain Family Recipes page on the campaign website was just too good to pass up.
What the F were those fuckers thinking?
In a Monday morning strategy session:
Chief strategist: “We need to […]
- this is not an april fool’s day joke
Yeay! It’s officially National Grilled Cheese month!
Seriously.
LAist has a bunch of places you can celebrate this tasty holiday. Clementine, where yours truly once ate lunch with George Clooney (more like next to George Clooney) , is holding a grilled cheese primary where you can exercise your franchise by selecting the next Commander in Cheese. Check out their sample ballot […]
- polikemon
I don’t know who made this Pokemon rendition of the general election but its genius is pure and unadulterated. Obama recharges with ”fundraising.”
On a related Pokemon note, Joey Jerusalem dropped this verbal judo the other day in conversation about how excited we are to see Never Back Down, “Besides, it’s got DigiMon ‘Digital Monsters’ Hounsou in […]
- party up
On the day of Barry O’s big race speech, ladies and gentlemen, I present you with DMX’s thoughts on this historic election:
Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.
You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!Barack Obama, yeah.
Barack?!
Barack.
What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. […]
- swiftkids!
What’s my favorite 527 organization? Obviously, the SwiftKids for Truth. Check out their work.
Some of my favorites are “The Pantsuit” and “Hillary’s Cookies.” The “Barack Obama” as had me in stitches, too. Who are these kids and where can I get one?
I’d post the videos here but 23/6 doesn’t give the embed codes. Other than […]
