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  • the devil inside

    In lieu of America’s Most Smartest Model, our normal Sunday night programming, Mary Milan and I took in The Exorcism of Emily Rose last night on TNT.  It’s a weird movie, half courtroom drama, half horror movie.  It plays sort of like the Scopes Monkey Trial for demonic possession; Inherit the Wind meets The Exorcist. 
    About three-quarters of […]

  • a star studded evening

    Last night, at the Century City Apple Store testing out Leopard, a gaggle of 13-year olds ran into the store and took over the iMac next to me.  The queen bee got on her cell phone, “I JUST….WE JUST…CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY…GULFSTREAM RESTAURANT…HE’S SOOOOOO FINE!”
    *Squeal*Hang up*Repeat*
    She must have done it about five times while jockeying […]

  • the perils of getting married in wisconsin

    So first there was the denim wedding dress and now, Mary Milan, my betrothed and incurable cheesehead, wants to change our classy and elegant city meets country wedding into a Green Bay Packers themed affair such as the nuptials of this Fond du Lac couple.
    All through the Packers’ victory tonight on Monday Night Football, she […]

  • the eleventy billionth reason the health care industry sucks

    Went to the doctor to get my wrist checked out on Monday. This is how it went down:
    Called my primary to see if I could come in but he had no appointments. To see someone, I would have to go to a different medical office to see his covering physician.
    Fine, I thought. […]

  • Hawaii starts here

    On Saturday, I went out for a little 5K run on my normal route from our apartment in WeHo to La Cienega and back.
    As I was nearing the last 3/4 mile, I noticed a guy walking ahead of me having just left a garage sale.  He was carrying a VCR, talking on his cell phone, […]

  • mary milan’s wedding dress is after the jump

    The Aisledash blog says that the most romantic wedding setting is a countryside church. 
    P-shaw.  I’ve been to a few weddings at a small, countryside church. 
    Other than the fact that people were getting married, there was nothing extra romantic about being in a small countryside church.  Well, unless you consider god your one and only true […]

  • wedding photographer

    This is our wedding photographer. 
    He has no depth perception.  While it wasn’t in our selection criteria, it should have been. Since photos are 2-D, he doesn’t get messed up by seeing all that janky ass depth before looking into the viewfinder; he sees pretty much what the camera will capture, depth wise at least.  He has yet to […]

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