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You can thank cinetrix’s status update on Facebook for this: send Barack Obama your baby for a kiss, a hug or hope. According to the FAQ:
You may choose from three interaction types: a kiss, a hug, or giving hope. For a kiss or a hug, Barack spends roughly two minutes with a baby. Giving hope usually takes about […]
- essential life skills
I’ve been working on a few projects lately so I’m sorry that I’ve sort of been like an errant father, dropping in and out of your life. It’s going to be like this for a while - wedding planning, new projects, etc. - so you can hate me when you grow up, just don’t make me […]
- it’s like ten thousand spoons
Where do you go if you need to mass produce a bunch of cheap stuff?
China.
Where do you go if you’re taking flags that support a free Tibet?
China, obvs.
The irony is so thick, it makes my head want to explode.
- 3trillion
It’s hard to spend three trillion dollars, which is what we’ve spent on the war in Iraq. You try it.
My checkout list is below. I got up to $2.99 trillion and then realized that I was pretty much spitting in an ocean to get the total to $3 trillion. Most recent items added to my cart are […]
- Dickipedia, a wiki of dicks
This is my new favorite site. It’s hard to imagine why the content is sparse (there are only 35 dicks in the world worthy of being profiled?) it is all good stuff.
On Patriots quarterback Tom Brady:
Right-handed, white, clean of herpes, and not currently serving jail time for dog fighting, Tom Brady is the dick yin to Michael Vick’s dick yang, which, […]
