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- whole foods in union square gave me a headache
Mary Milan and I are in New York. Appalled by the food selection at the upper east side D’Agostino’s, we went to the Whole Foods at Union Square to get our fill of organic leaves, twigs, and rotten fruit hand harvested by the local, indigenous peoples The Bronx and Far Rockaway. We were totally fucking unprepared for […]
- why not obama
Big day tomorrow. South Carolina and Nevada. The People’s Candidate must drop the people’s electoral elbow on one of those states and it looks like Nevada is the more likely recipient. It’s a caucus state and from all his folks I’ve talked to, Edwards has good organization in Nevada. Not so much in South Carolina. […]
- eff you media 2: the electric boogaloo
I’ve still got some smoke coming out of my ears on this whole media thing. If this is true for you and you haven’t been following Glenn Greenwald on Salon, you’ve been missing some good stuff.
Here, he recounts an exchange between Chris Matthews and Tom Brokaw regarding Tiresia’s error in predicting Oedipus would claw his […]
- the end is near
My blood vendetta against Whole Foods is well documented but since I’m a hypocrite, I still shop there. While it’s true that Whole Foods pretty much leeches any disposable income Mary Milan and I might have by convincing us that we need to buy the antioxidant-rich Gogi berries hand harvested by sherpas in the […]
- Da Clotaire Code
You might not know who Clotaire Rapaille is but he claims to know the hell out of you and what drives you. A former child psychiatrist who worked with autistic children, Rapaille is a “cultural anthropologist/marketing guru” who, under the employ of half of the Fortune 100 companies, cracks cultural codes, that these companies then […]
- rotten fruit percentage *
this has gone beyond their crappy parking lot and the decision not to sell live lobsters and raspberry yogurt covered pretzels.
total amount of fruit bought from whole foods on monday night: 3 oranges, 4 minneola tangerines, 1 mango, 1 bag of grapes, 4 white fleshed nectarines, and 4 bananas.
total amount of fruit moldy by wednesday […]
- no lobster for you (at whole foods)!
whole foods has declared that the sale of live lobster in its stores is verboten. however, whole foods has no problem selling:
veal
giant slabs of farm raised salmon
bread a day from going off
moldy citrus fruits (oranges and minneola tangerines)
$8 grapes
durian fruit (which is harmless to consume but stinks up the place something fierce)fesser calls bullshit […]
