David Wain and Sarah Jessica Parker were seen in the West Village getting their franchise on.  This same tipster was also electioneering, displaying election contraband (wearing an Obama sticker) in the polling place, and possibly changing the course of the election by affecting David Wain and SJP’s votes!  Anyway, because this system is already broken, I am releasing the developing results of the JHK exit poll.  It’s all gone to hell anyway, what’s the use? 

Obama: 6
Black Obama: 1
Clinton: 2
Edwards: 3

I’m still trying to figure out who White Obama is.  More on this later.  I’m told that if you vote for Huckabee, a clip from Walker: Texas Ranger plays for you in the booth but it is unclear what Chuck Norris says to you since no one has confessed to voting for the Huckster yet. 

If you’d like to be included in the official JHK exit poll, email or text me.

Also, please sign Arianna Huffington’s “Say No to Pollsters” petition.    

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