John Edwards is going to be dropping some science in Los Angeles tomorrow at the offices of SEIU Local 721 at 12:30 pm. If you’re planning on voting for the illusion of change (Hillary) or the idea of change (Barack), I suggest you go and listen the man talking about real change. The event is free and open to the public, you just have to take a moment and RSVP here.

In other appearance news, cinetrix has the plumb duty to cover Mike Huckabee’s rally at Clemson tomorrow. I won’t lie. I love the folks associated with Huckabee. How can you not love the Christian, white-boy karate, stylings of Chuck Norris? Their alliance finally explains why Huckabee doesn’t believe in evolution (we just belong to a list of creatures that Chuck Norris allowed to live).

Or how about the limousine ridin’, jet flying, kiss stealin’, wheelin’ and dealin’- WOOOOO!-16-time-champion-of-world, Ric Flair?

Hell, the poet of post modern irony, Stephen Colbert, is his “running mate.”

Besides, don’tcha just love that his name is so ammenable to making those celebrity marriage combo names? Chuckabee, Rickabee, Huckabert.

And it’s for this reason that jhk endorses Mike Huckabee. I want a celebrity marriage combo name like Kongabee.

Well, that and the fact that Huck can’t win a national election for garbage man because no matter how many “rangers” he’s got working for him, that dude is out of his goddamn mind. To that end, there’s going to be a whole lot of crazy on sale tomorrow at Clemson and cinetrix gets to see it firsthand.

I’m jealous.

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