The world should have ended last night at 8:49 pm when Barry Bonds hit his 756 homerun breaking Hank Aaron’s all-time record.
By the way the San Diego announcer prayed to god that he wouldn’t have to announce the record breaking homerun, it seemed like the moment the homerun was hit, Bonds would snarl, grow horns and turn into the devil, split the earth open and take us all on a ride to hell on the HGH-expressway.
But none of that happened. The earth is still spinning. Water is still wet. The sky is still blue. And while Democracy is only hanging on by a thread, we can’t directly pin that on Bonds.
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