Mary Milan and I are are calling it a year. We are shutting down California operations for 2006 and we are headed to the Mid-West (it’s in the middle) for the holidays and for new year. We’re gonna spend some time in Chicago before heading down The Farm and then back up to the Windy City for New Years.

Though the year started off with a bang - we got engaged! - it slowly went downhill as unresolved health problems and all the other things we hated on last Saturday came to bear as the year went on.

There’s hardly any use recalling that shite - we’re already dysthymic here.

So it is in the spirit of looking back on the funny that we offer you for your reading pleasure (and forgetful ass) a look back on the highlights of the year that was on johnnyhongkong.com. Get your read on while Mary Milan and I get arrested eating illegal foie gras in Chicago (seriously, if I find a restaurant serving foie gras, I will order it AND call the police on myself) and get fat consuming nothing but carby, country, cheesy holiday goodness on The Farm.

These were my favorites:

• Looking back on it, this was an omen for the coming crap year
• Mary Milan is still on the hunt for that 80-year old who grabbed my ass
• We chased a burrito truck for Valentine’s day
• What is the future of cinema?
• Shopping Lists!
• Likely the beginning of my vomit saga
• Why’d the optician have to go and make it all racial?
• Shitty ring tone choices
  
• This is why we’re going to get arrested in Chicago
• Rocky IV is the bomb. Rocky Balboa might be a bomb.
• There’s a dick in my phone
• The King wuz here
• The EPA wuz here

Various subsidiaries of Nick Denton’s Gawker Media Empire loved these posts:

• Almost Live Blogging Super Bowl XL
• Grammy 2cent
• David Stern, Where U At?
• Rotten Fruit Percentage
• An Infernal Movie Date

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Happy holidays and have a great New Year. See you bitches in 2007.

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