johnnyhongkong says…

that girl - not any one particular one, but the many here in L.A. - who is on an elliptical at the gym and yapping away on her cell phone, while there are a bunch of folks waiting behind her to get their cardio work in. they usually are the ones dressed in juicy couture gym clothes and careful to not break a sweat.

you can read, that’s cool. listen to your ipod or watch tv, that’s cool too. but if you’re able to talk on the phone while doing a cardiovascular workout, you may as well get off the damn machine and get to stepping around the fucking block.

everytime I see one of these girls, I want to saunter over, grab their phone and throw it clear across the cardio room. as far as I’m concerned, the only woman who should be talking on the cell phone while working out at the gym are Oprah and Condolezza Rice.

Mary Milan agrees. She adds that she when she sees them, she wants to slap the shit out of them.