Comments on: an infernal movie date http://johnnyhongkong.com/blog/2006/10/07/an-infernal-movie-date/ I am the parking attendant. And you're bothering my customers. Thu, 21 Jan 2010 21:36:18 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: johnnyhongkong says… » get more WHAT? http://johnnyhongkong.com/blog/2006/10/07/an-infernal-movie-date/comment-page-1/#comment-2187 johnnyhongkong says… » get more WHAT? Tue, 17 Oct 2006 21:42:13 +0000 http://johnnyhongkong.com/blog/2006/10/07/an-infernal-movie-date/#comment-2187 [...] Strangely, this has brought some odd symmetry to my life when viewed in light of Defamer’s link last week to my post about Keanu Reeves and his date at The Departed.  Defamer wrote: …we’re almost certain the scene in question was the infamous strap-on dildo scene, [jhk: it wasn’t] which, while it did make the final cut, was hardly the kind of buzzworthy latex-sex-toy performance that is remembered come awards season. Reeves must have noticed the over-the-top, scenery-chewing manner with which Jack dangled the molded appendage in co-star Damon’s face, thus causing him to involuntarily blurt out, “Nicholson forgets that acting is reacting. I could have won that big, black cock an Oscar!”  [...] [...] Strangely, this has brought some odd symmetry to my life when viewed in light of Defamer’s link last week to my post about Keanu Reeves and his date at The Departed.  Defamer wrote: …we’re almost certain the scene in question was the infamous strap-on dildo scene, [jhk: it wasn’t] which, while it did make the final cut, was hardly the kind of buzzworthy latex-sex-toy performance that is remembered come awards season. Reeves must have noticed the over-the-top, scenery-chewing manner with which Jack dangled the molded appendage in co-star Damon’s face, thus causing him to involuntarily blurt out, “Nicholson forgets that acting is reacting. I could have won that big, black cock an Oscar!”  [...]

]]> By: Peggy Archer http://johnnyhongkong.com/blog/2006/10/07/an-infernal-movie-date/comment-page-1/#comment-2061 Peggy Archer Tue, 10 Oct 2006 23:31:57 +0000 http://johnnyhongkong.com/blog/2006/10/07/an-infernal-movie-date/#comment-2061 Must be something in the air - I saw the same flick at the Chinese yesterday, and there was a loudmouthed idiot in front of me who talked through the entire movie - even after my date tapped her on the shoulder and politely asked her to shut the hell up. Oh, and someone else brought children - young children, about 8 or so - to the movie. WTF? Must be something in the air – I saw the same flick at the Chinese yesterday, and there was a loudmouthed idiot in front of me who talked through the entire movie – even after my date tapped her on the shoulder and politely asked her to shut the hell up.

Oh, and someone else brought children – young children, about 8 or so – to the movie.

WTF?

]]> By: oliver cohen http://johnnyhongkong.com/blog/2006/10/07/an-infernal-movie-date/comment-page-1/#comment-2043 oliver cohen Tue, 10 Oct 2006 00:10:13 +0000 http://johnnyhongkong.com/blog/2006/10/07/an-infernal-movie-date/#comment-2043 you know the scene where Damon calls Dicaprio and they play chicken? The herpes in my theater said: "hey dude, how's it going?" and, of course "Can you hear me now?" you know the scene where Damon calls Dicaprio and they play chicken? The herpes in my theater said:

“hey dude, how’s it going?”
and, of course
“Can you hear me now?”

]]> By: joey jerusalem http://johnnyhongkong.com/blog/2006/10/07/an-infernal-movie-date/comment-page-1/#comment-2039 joey jerusalem Mon, 09 Oct 2006 16:09:01 +0000 http://johnnyhongkong.com/blog/2006/10/07/an-infernal-movie-date/#comment-2039 Just saw it. Bitches were talking in the audience, but I couldn't tell if any of them were dating Keanu. Good ass movie, though. Just saw it. Bitches were talking in the audience, but I couldn’t tell if any of them were dating Keanu. Good ass movie, though.

]]> By: Mary Milan http://johnnyhongkong.com/blog/2006/10/07/an-infernal-movie-date/comment-page-1/#comment-2010 Mary Milan Sat, 07 Oct 2006 18:14:12 +0000 http://johnnyhongkong.com/blog/2006/10/07/an-infernal-movie-date/#comment-2010 That's right, I stepped up like a pimp and slapped the ho (Keanu jumped out and started to shout, so I threw a right cross and knocked his old ass out!).  And I'd do it again.  No offense to Keanu, he was actually very polite to Johnny. <pre /> That’s right, I stepped up like a pimp and slapped the ho (Keanu jumped out and started to shout, so I threw a right cross and knocked his old ass out!).  And I’d do it again.  No offense to Keanu, he was actually very polite to Johnny.

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