Clinton Portis gave me a scare when he said he would be retiring his menagerie of characters. Apparently, he either heard my birthday wish or he just can’t stop, won’t stop like Diddy because he showed up at Redskins practice yesterday as Dolemite Jenkins.
Though he was trying to whip up votes for Santana Moss to be offensive player of the month, he hasn’t forgotten about the death of Southeast Jerome:
Asked on Thursday why he chose to dress up, he said: “Because Southeast Jerome came up missing at the same time last year. I’m looking for him. I have to find him. Someone has to have seen something.”
Where would he look? “In New York City? Right by the Statue of Liberty.”
Maybe some news will turn up on Southeast Jerome after this weekend’s game against the Giants. I say CP needs to investigate former teammate and current Giant LaVar Arrington, who is shown here first getting baby eating lessons from Mike Tyson and then trying to implement the lessons from the master.
Here’s a link to YouTube for the videos. So far there are only two. One is the entire 7-minute press conference. The video is terrible and the sound is even worse. The other video, which you will see below, is only a 38 second clip.
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