I was throwing away a paper towel and a quick glance into the garbage made my heart stopped for a moment because I was sure I had seen something so sinister, it shook me to my very core.

I did a double take.  It was a severed hand, all wrinkled and slowly decomposing in a that sickening shade of purple - I was sure of it.
I actually said, “Fuck, there’s a hand in my kitchen garbage!”

And then running through all the reasons there would be a severed hand in my kitchen garbage and finding none, I remembered that Mary Milan had been cleaning earlier in the day and probably threw away an old pair of gloves because we bought her a new “pretty” pair just the other day.  That, or she’s an axe murderess.

Cool.

Anyway, the way they fell in really makes it look like there’s either some severed hands in the garbage or a zombie is trying to crawl out from under nasty shit.  Check it out:

That’s a piece of rotten fruit next to it.  It wasn’t from Whole Foods.

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