Sundays have become our usual yoga day, but not today, not for me because at long last, football is back and I spent a glorious day on the couch, drinking beer, eating pizza, chips and barbecue, and watching a full day of football.

Mary Milan, quite a football fan herself (more on this later), skipped out on the festivities and still went to yoga. When the teacher asked  where I was, Mary Milan told her that I was home watching football. Our teacher said, “Oh, he’s one of those…”

Then, when our classmates found out that I cut yoga class to stay home and watch football, they called me “gay.”

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. That I chose to watch football instead of being in baddha kona-asana? Bitches, are you for real? Is this science fiction?

Then this one guy started regaling Mary Milan with how he’ll chill at home and watch cycling all day long but not football.

Please.

Anyway, even though the 49ers lost, they looked good. Alex Smith looked composed, Antonio Bryant made some big catches, Frank Gore looked good, and Vernon Davis looked like he’s a couple games away from being a gamebreaker. I know it’s just the first game of the season but like I said before, I sense .500 this season.

Namaste, bitches!

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