Football is just around the corner. Mary Milan is already making plans for Sundays alone, preparing herself for the moment when I transform from this yoga-doing, brunch-going, Oprah Book Club reading, eunich into a couch-sitting, beer-drinking, chips-and-chicken-wing-eating, righteous football watching motherfucker on Sundays; it’s like the journey of the caterpillar into the butterfly, except with testicles and beer. She saw the writing on the wall when Madden 07 came home.

For the past five years, I’ve been in a fantasy football league for a group of New York lawyers. This year, in addition to the legal league (where I had the unfortunate 4th pick), I’ve also joined the DOWN WITH PANTS! blogger league which since I’m not a lawyer, puts me in a population I’m a little more comfortable with (no more getting trash talked through process service). The league will pit following blogs in weekly head-to-head deathmatches:

Navelgazing Ramblers
The OC Snackiepoos
Culture Kills Lions
Blogography
Kapgar
TheDutchFiles
CineRobots
2much411foozball
Red Zins
DOWN WITH PANTS!
and yours truly

We have one spot for a remaining blogger to join in the fun. If you think this is you, click on any of the DOWN WITH PANTS! links to find out how you can join or if the last spot has been taken.

In other football news, Mary Milan offers these two soundbites.

1) On the prospects of my San Francisco 49ers:

Your team is full of fags.

I didn’t remind her that her Green Bay Packers are being coached by Mike McCarthy, our former “offensive” coordinator, who I am sure is still likes to make out with Brett Favre, Mary Milan’s beloved. It’d be too easy to break her heart.

2) On the recent news that Brynn Cameron, aka: almost Mrs. Matt Leinart before he up and left me to get STDs from Paris Hilton, is with Leinart’s child:

Do you think she got pregnant on purpose? I mean Leinart’s going to have to pay a lot of child support, she could live off that. Think about it: she senses that he’s getting weird, hanging with Nick Lachey and buying a lot of Tilex for his nuts; she knows the break up’s coming and that he’s gonna be rich, so she ‘inadvertantly forgets’ to take her birth control pills. I’m not saying she did that or whatever, but if she did, I’d understand…

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