this whole liquid terror is crazy. i wanna go back to a more innocent time when we could laugh and be scared of totally ludicrous things that might kill you on a plane, namely, snakes!
speaking of which, can you imagine Sam Jackson as the new TSA spokesperson?
“I’ve had it with these muthafuckin’ sodas on this muthafuckin’ plane!”
remember that sierra mist commercial? it’s funny enough now in light of the new TSA regulations for air flight but replace kathy griffin with sam jackson and you got yourself a classic. come to think of it, i kinda want sam jackson to replace michael chertoff at homeland security (and morgan freeman to replace dubya, but that’s a different post).
and while we’re at it, we scared of some pepsi on a plane? i’ll show you some true terror: in my first show of my new career as a performance artist, I will take a transcontinental flight naked. butt ass naked. on the flight, I will jump up and yell, “i’ve had it with all these muthafuckin’ snakes on this muthafuckin’ plane,” and then remove a small vial of sierra mist from my butt and drink it.
this will prove that i am neither scared to fly (the terrorists have not won) nor am i phased by the “minor inconveniences” of modern air travel (the government has not won).
I dare you!
I think I saw Stephen Colbert holding that exact sign on 60 minutes.
I am taking a flight next week.
And, like the TSA, Stephen Colbert knows that mofos gotta be put on notice, especially that Coke Blak shit. And Similac. Forget babies and their digestive needs.