Rick Dobbs, who is “saving the world one drink at a time” at Martini Lounge, commented on the Consumerist post about my Whole Foods Rotten Fruit Percentage:
Whole Foods does not throw out fruit that is about to rot in respect of their feelings and the rejection they may feel by being thrown out. This policy will continue until there is unflinching proof that fruit cannot feel rejected and will not need post-rejection therapy.
I wonder if Whole Foods will spring for my post-biting-into-a-moldy-ass-piece-of-fruit-food-poisoning hospital bill or more likely, the therapy bill for the PTSD I have from waking up and seeing my tangerines overtaken by mold after only a matter of 10 hours. It’s truly frightening; it’s like a mogwai turning into a gremlin even though you’ve followed all of the rules.
Oh, that’s right, they don’t care about me because I’m not a fucking lobster…
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