whole foods has declared that the sale of live lobster in its stores is verboten. however, whole foods has no problem selling:

  1. veal
  2. giant slabs of farm raised salmon
  3. bread a day from going off
  4. moldy citrus fruits (oranges and minneola tangerines)
  5. $8 grapes
  6. durian fruit (which is harmless to consume but stinks up the place something fierce)

fesser calls bullshit and mary milan and I want our $4.33 back for the fine looking orange and tangerines we bought from wf last night but were mold ridden by morning.

come to think of it, i’ve hated wf since the one at santa monica and fairfax stopped selling those delicious raspberry yogurt covered pretzels a year ago. their stupid ass parking lot doesn’t help either.

bitches.


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[…] this has gone beyond their crappy parking lot and the decision not to sell live lobsters and raspberry yogurt covered pretzels. […]

johnnyhongkong says… » rotten fruit percentage * added these pithy words on Sep 09 06 at 11:23 pm

Those poor lobsters - sitting in that little tank with their claws tied together, just waiting to be purchased and thrown into boiling water for your dinner. I am glad they are no longer being sold….good job Whole Foods!

Carmen Santa Rosa added these pithy words on Jun 22 06 at 3:15 pm

those poor lobsters? what about those poor veal? or how about the poor folk that’ll get cancer from farm raised salmon, eat crappy $8 grapes, after having been assaulted by the scent of durian fruit?

and horrors, carmen - throwing them in water. how savage. everybody knows the humane way of killing lobsters is stabbing him in the tail and splitting their body in half.

johnnyhongkong added these pithy words on Jun 22 06 at 3:38 pm

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