quick break from writing to check and say:

I guess personality counts for a lot in reality TV. Taylor wins “American Idol 5″ over McSinger and Harold wins Top Chef 1 over Snakey (”I’m not your bitch, bitch”) Bitch. I’m glad. This makes me happy.

Also, Gordon Ramsay’s “Hell’s Kitchen” is coming back to Fox which is delightful. It reminds me of my days slinging hash.

And listen closely because in about 20 seconds, you’ll hear Mary Milan’s heart break: According to Defamer, Jared “Look into My So Called Dreamy Eyes” Leto came out of the closet over IM on AOL.

ThirtySecondLeto: I’ll give you an exclusive….
TyeinMusic: ooh. lay it on me
ThirtySecondLeto: I’m gay
TyeinMusic: *!*
TyeinMusic: please tell me you’re serious
ThirtySecondLeto: as a goose.

Which begs the question: is he “gay as a goose” or “serious as a goose”? Perhaps he meant “gray as a goose,” as in “grey goose vodka,” but I doubt it.

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