we’re still anti cell phone

it's my real voice, fool! 

after much deliberation and fearing that we would ultimately become “that guy” or this girl who got kicked out of a mall for yammering on her cellie, Mary Milan and I are still anti cell phone. 

Nikki Nagasaki just got one of those “smartphones” which allows her to work on Excel documents.  She predicts that we’re only a few years away from having Final Draft and Movie Magic on our phones.  

Greaaaaat – that’s all we need. Pretty soon, to “Crash“ will no longer be defined as finding the physical contact we so thirst for as we’ve learned from the movie and from Crash day here in Los Angeles, rather, it will return to its more humble definition: bitches crashing their cars because they’ll be a gazillion times more likely to crash when talking to their agents, writing their screenplays, and formulating their household Excel budget while driving.   

Ridiculous, I say.

We’re like Mr. T:  “We ain’t got no time for no jibber jabber, fool!  We need work!”

haha.  the guy in this link is not johnnyhongkong.  or mary milan, for that matter.

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