After a little more than a year in her clinic, Mary Milan had neither a computer nor a lab coat.  This kind of academic segregation made Mary Milan feel like she wasn’t quite ready for primetime as it’s sort of equivalent to her not having the proverbial ”pot to piss in” or “a window to throw it out of” in her workplace. 

Now, exactly three days after passing her prelims, her clinic has ordered her a computer and two - count them TWO - lab coats. 

A somewhat modest Mary Milan says, “I must have impressed them.”

Damn straight, bitches.

***UPDATE***

The lab coats can be embroidered with whatever she wants.  My suggestions are:

1. Mary “Vengeance for Hire” Milan
2. You better recognize, bitches!
3. Dammit, that photo was of Saddam Hussein, not me!!

***UPDATE 2***

Apparently, it’s “Ms. Milan” because they’re nasty.  In a memo that was sent out:

It was recommended that Ms. Milan wear a white coat with name identification…this will identify her as part of the professional team.

Damn straight.  No more professional segregation, my baby’s gonna be a doctor!

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