I woke up this morning, my ear full o-ringing and the such, and mosied over to Deadspin to see if Sheriff Gonna Getcha had made any headway into his investigations into the disappearance of the Panthers football team and Southeast Jerome.
I’d have been happy if Coach Janky Spanky had a gameplan to stop the Bus from rolling through d-lines or how to neutralize Shawn Alexander and his dancey legs.
Who says the media blitz before the Superbowl is boring and unnecessary? With Clinton Portis and his menagerie of characters milling about in Detroit, I’m watching all 10 hours of pre-game on Sunday (for which I am having cognitive dissonance about. I want to root for Pittsburgh but if they win, they’ll have six five total Superbowl wins, one more than tying them with the 49ers and Cowboys at the top of the Superbowl standings putting them at the top of the all time SB win list. Crap. Go Seahawks?)
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