we have the election fever!
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You can thank cinetrix’s status update on Facebook for this: send Barack Obama your baby for a kiss, a hug or hope. According to the FAQ:
You may choose from three interaction types: a kiss, a hug, or giving hope. For a kiss or a hug, Barack spends roughly two minutes with a baby. Giving hope usually takes about […]
- My Last Supper
With a script deadline looming, it was a wonder that Mary Milan and I had the opportunity to be out and about last night to celebrate her successful defense of her dissertation.
Yes, that’s right, Mary Milan is a doctor now, or actually she’s an internship short of being a doctor but fuck, who’s counting? The […]
- huzzah for chicago
I have this draft blog post about the Farm Bill and Bush’s veto and how a broken clocks are right twice a day but I found it really hard to encapsulate a long, well-intentioned, busted ass, hot-tranny-mess of legislation and the political bravery needed to fix shit into a few pithy sentences, so instead you get two ”woo-hoo’s” for the Windy […]
- essential life skills
I’ve been working on a few projects lately so I’m sorry that I’ve sort of been like an errant father, dropping in and out of your life. It’s going to be like this for a while - wedding planning, new projects, etc. - so you can hate me when you grow up, just don’t make me […]
- it’s like ten thousand spoons
Where do you go if you need to mass produce a bunch of cheap stuff?
China.
Where do you go if you’re taking flags that support a free Tibet?
China, obvs.
The irony is so thick, it makes my head want to explode.
- 3trillion
It’s hard to spend three trillion dollars, which is what we’ve spent on the war in Iraq. You try it.
My checkout list is below. I got up to $2.99 trillion and then realized that I was pretty much spitting in an ocean to get the total to $3 trillion. Most recent items added to my cart are […]
- candidates smackdown tonight
Amazing. The presidential candidates will be on WWE’s RAW tonight.
Close readers will remember that Joey Jerusalem had sent this in a few months back:
If ya smeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What Barack is cookin’!!!
